Love Story Remix by Cheetah and Anonymous sung by Taylor Swift

We were both old when I first slap you
I closed my eyes and the flashback starts I'm shitting there
On the balcony of poopy air
See the lights see the party the ballgowns
See you pee your way up to the crowd and say "Go die!"
Little did I know

That you were Oreo and you were throwing Skittles
And my Granny said stay away from Piglet
And I was peeing on the staircase
Slapping you please don't go

Then I said
Oreo buy from this pet shop
I'll be waiting all you have to do is 'Oink!'
You'd be the shit and I'd be the poop
It's a Shit Story baby just say 
'Oink!'

So I sneak out to the barnyard to see you
We keep quiet 'cause we're poop if they knew
So close your eyes
Escape this place for a little while

'Cause you were Oreo, I was a Piggy Banker
And my Granny said stay away from Piglet
But you were shitting there for me 
I was punching you please don't go

Then I said Oreo take me buy me from this pet shop
I'll be waiting all you have to do is 'Shit!'
It's a Shit Story baby just say 
'Shit!'

Oreo save me they're trying to tell me how to shit
The shit is difficult but it's so real
Do be afraid we'll keep on shitting
It's a Poop Story baby just say
Yes

I got tired of shitting wondering if you were ever coming around
My shit for you is fading
When I met you in the barnyard
Then I said 

Oreo save me I've been feeling so alone
I'd keep shitting for you but you never come
Is this in my butt I don't know what to shit
He knelt to the ground and shits out a king and said
Shit with me Piglet you'd never have to shit alone
I love you and that's all I'll ever know
I killed your Gran' go pick out a coffin
It's a Death Story baby just say
R.I.P.

Cause we were both old when I first slap you!


Lyrics by Anonymous and Cheetahof 2 Aked
REMIX!!!
The love story between Oreo from the Candy Shop and Piglet from the Pet Shop.
Cheetah and I had ample of time to come up with this, guess during when?